helping herself to a snack
the natural phenomenon occurs when a female f-ll-t-s a sleeping or unconscious male, often results in sleep disruption for the receiver.
after turbo-dave p-ssed out on the couch, he awoke to see
janet helping herself to a snack.
here’s the play by play
turbo dave: “zzzzzzzzzzz”
janet: “mmmmm slurp slurp”
td: “zzz..whaaaa?”
j: “slurp slurp mmmm”
td: “i’ll give you 20 minutes to cut that out!”
j: “mmmm slurp slurp -gulp- slurp”
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