HEMSWORTHsexual
a s-xual orientation in which you are only attracted to chris hemsworth and/or liam hemsworth.
you may find that the other men you try to pursue just simply do not compare to the s-xiness and sheer talent of the hemsworth brothers, so you give up on guys.
becoming hemsworths-xual may cause the delusion of actually thinking you and a hemsworth are meant to be together. but this thought is more comforting and less painful than actually being in a relationship with someone who will eventually break your heart in the end.
mom: why don’t you go out and find yourself a nice boyfriend, honey?
you: i can’t, mom. i’m hemsworths-xual.
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