hentai waiting to happen
1. a statement said when a creature with tentacles or tentacle-like appendages appears in a non-hentai environment. when saying this, the speaker is referencing the tentacle rape hentai genre, and suggesting that the creature could be the rapist in such a hentai. often funny when directed toward innocent or unsuspecting creatures that usually would never be -ssociated with hentai.
however, some people have been known get offended when tentacled creatures are judged by their appearance.
(example 1) atheist: have you heard of the flying spaghetti monster? if you want intelligent design “theory” to be taught in schools, we should teach flying spaghetti monsterism as well!
creationist: oh please, “touched by his noodly appendage”? sounds like hentai waiting to happen.
athiest:… how dare you judge the flying spaghetti monster by his appearance!
(example 2) two guys are playing a fighting videogame.
guy 1: -chooses octopus-man as his fighter-
guy 2: hentai waiting to happen.
guy 1: wtf don’t judge octopus-man by his name and/or appearance!
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