Hermione Granger’s Birthday
hermione jean granger was born on the 19th september 1979, the youngest of the famous trio (ron bilius weasley is 6 months her senior and harry james potter 2 months). there is a common misconception among the youth of today that hermione is in fact older than her two comrades, but alas this is a lie. all lies such as this should not be encouraged.
“when’s hermione granger’s birthday? she’s older than harry and ron, right?”
“nooooo, she’s younger, duhh.”
“oh yeah, you’re so right, thanks, you’re a great friend. by the way, what’s the french for the verb catching up?”
“um rattraper”
“right/”
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