Hermis
nickname used to describe a hermaphrodite in hiding.
ryan is a hermi
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hermis:
to be a hermis is to act in a careless manner.
a hermis is content whichever way the wind blows.
a hermis cannot be brought down to a lower level than that of a careless state.
a hermis can live his life with the minimum requirements to live on a day to day basis. while he does not care or have any dreams in life, he does however like to argue.
hermis will argue in a sense of not caring about the outcome of his argument.
the hermis: i’m not feeling too well. you know how you feel when you are getting sick? i feel cold and achy with a slight headache.
other person: i know what you mean.
the hermis: ehhhhh oh well at least my mom is making mashed potatoes, maybe that will help
pulling a hermis is being incompetent and arguing with everyone in the hermis’s path. the hermis is a wild and uncontrollable being.
guy: lets play some cs:s
the hermis: ohhh noooozzz, i got to go to hyperaudio to fix my d1s
guy: don’t pull a hermis
a hermis is a cherished act in which one person spreads jelly or any similar substance in the pubic hair of another person and then licks/eats it off. one who excels at this art is known as a “hermstar.”
person 1: “i want you to give me a hermis.”
hermstar: “gladly, but i only use the finest hermis jelly.”
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