hesitached


v. to be viciously “owned” and/or “served” by someone.
v. to be made one’s b-tch.
v. to be utterly put to shame by another person’s remark/criticism

see also owned and served.
guy1: “hey man, what’s up?
guy2: “nothing much man, i just left your mom’s vag in an unrecognizable state.”
guy1: “what?”
guy2: “yeah, she just got hesitached!”

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