a boy who always wants dinner
mom: heskeboy! your dinner is ready!
heskeboy: umm… yummy please!
- claptor raptor
someone with the clap who intentionally tries to p-ss it to someone else don’t f-ck johnny, he’s a total claptor raptor
eating too much meat. precursor to meat sweats oh my goodness i’ve over-meaten, i need a lay down!
adapted to travel in vehicles, specifically pertaining to pets, akin to domesticated but car-broken instead of house-broken. my cat mina has always loved traveling by car –sprawled out on the dashboard– because she started her vehicularization training early, while just a kitten. she is now vehicularated for gas, diesel and electric vehicles!
- dank todd
a way you would call someone stupid or foolish “you’re being a dank todd!” “you are always acting like a dank todd!”
aka, futs-lung, an ancient chinese dragon that guards all the hidden treasures deep within the earth. he possesses a magic pearl that multiplies when touched (since the pearl represents wisdom, it is considered the most valuable of all his treasures). it takes 3,000 years for futs-lung to grow to his terrific adult size. newly hatched, […]