Heysham high
heysham high, located in the north west of england.
heysham high is well known for having all the chavs under the sun and plenty of slug eyebrowed tangerines walking around.
most people recommend heysham high if you want to pick a fight or improve your knife skills or even just argue.
one of the most eventful things to happen around the amazing place of heysham is in morcambe; a sunny seaside town with the odd chip tray in the gutter. it is most famous for the eric morcambe statue in the centre by the sea who’s leg was recently sawed off and who’s body got stolen.
hey look! a roadman! he must be from heysham high!
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