hf4l
sperm bank for polar bears
that polar bear just made a sperm deposit in hf4l’s r-ct-m.
definition : large inactive mammal common to the arctic. can go days at a time without doing anything. is known to mate with the penguin.
synonyms: useless , poobag , aross
hf4l is a waste of a gm.
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