hfu
means “hey f-ck you” in internet lingo.
person 1: excuse me but you suck.
person 2: hfu
the hfu, or hazardous food unit is a unit of measurement used to rate and compare foods, especially cr-ppy foods.
– the lower the measure the better.
– below 1 is ok
– above 1 your body is taking a hit.
– given the demonstrated creativity of ‘food scientists’ there is no upper bound.
examples:
orange => ~ 0.2 hfus
good chocolate (in moderation) => ~ 1.1 hfus
twinkie => ~ 20 hfus
dude, those pancakes covered with syrup and ice cream and cookies and that sprinkle sh-t and budwiser were the bomb but must have been 20 hfus! i’m going home to chug pepto and die.
harden the f-ck up
used to shut a whining p-ssy up. when you are at the end of your tether with them and don’t want to listen to their sad -ss stories anymore.
“i hurt my knee at soccer today”
“hfu, get over it.”
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