Hiccup Texting
text messaging under the influence. leads to incoherent, often regrettable, conversations.
see also: drunk texting
girl: “hey babe, how’s the club?”
guy: “hoott sluuuuuts errrywher!!!”
girl: “it’s over.”
guy next day: “d-mn, my hiccup texting strikes again!”
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