Highbrow Humor
1. not f-cking funny.
2. something hipsters pretend to be funny.
bill: ted! i’ve fallen in love! …with the word, “shan’t.” my zeal and fondness towards this word is unparallelled. i have been left enamored to the point that i’m completely and utterly smitten by the word. but, alas i cannot use the word without sounding like a pompous -ss. so my love appears to be in vein. i can’t bear the pain, so i shan’t any longer. -pretends to kill himself-
ted: that whole aside makes you sound like a pompous -ss.
bill: that’s the point, it’s called a joke.
ted: how is that funny?
bill: it’s highbrow humor and irony, perhaps it’s 2deep4u
ted: maybe, you’re just an unfunny f-ggot!
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