Hipslut


a hipsl-t is a hipster sl-t. this often describes an average teenage girl who wears any kind of galaxy item or similar, high waisted shorts and crop tops. they also like to wear religious christian cross accessories when most of them arent religious anyway & over-accessorise. they wear daisy chain headbands, vans, usually ‘dip dye’ their hair and wear too much makeup. they also have a weird obsession with triangles. they often only do this for attention from guys even though it doesn’t make them anymore attractive. they spend most of their time on tumblr posting irrelevant, disgusting, time-wasting pictures.they refer to themselves as “hipster’s” when in fact, they are another trend of mainstream since most teenage girls are hipsters anyway. most normal teenage girls decide to turn into a hipsl-t because they think they look attractive and ‘cool’ when in fact, people just mock them.
omg hipsl-t alert. run as fast as you can before they kill you with their triangles!

Read Also:

  • HISSS

    the act of making a wheezing noise while laughing. “omg! what you just said, made me laugh so hard i started hisssing! hissssssss!” what a snake says. also what it sounds like when a dog pees. jimmy: (nervously) hi, little snake… snake: hisss! yvette: ok, spot, you can pee now. spot: ruff, ruff! (hissss)

  • hit...nahhh

    the noise you make on the toilet as you drop a particulary urgent t-rd. the first syllable is the hissed straining noise you make from the back of the throat. the second syllable is the relieved sound as the t-rd successfully pops out. generally occurs when you have nearly been caught short and only just […]

  • Hit the Asian Wall

    hit the asian wall- the age at which an asian woman turns from pretty to pretty ugly! did you ever notice how many asian women are good looking and then at age like 50 they get all ugly? they have hit the asian wall. this goes for russian women as well, they are hot and […]

  • hit the mirror

    when you pop a high pressure pimple and a rod of semi-soft pus literally hits the bathroom mirror beth and zev had a pimple popping compet-tion (categories: distance, volume, speed, acceleration, pus to blood ratio, ooze factor). beth won the distance category, as her’s h-t the mirror.

  • hivernate

    when a bee goes into the hive for the long, cold, winter months as the cold weather begins to hit the supple skin of the bee, it knows that it is time for it to return to the hive and hivernate for the winter.


Disclaimer: Hipslut definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.