hipster rash
tattoos that are less than ten years old, particularly those in the “sailor jerry” style.
a person with several tattoos on their arms, legs or torso who may wear black rimmed gl-sses and a beanie could be said to have bad hipster rash. people riding fixies and those working in cafes are in the high risk category for hipster rash.
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