hit over the head by the tavern bitch


typically meaning incredibly drunk, or pasted. origin: possibly coming from old days when tavern mades would hit a drunk man when he hit on her or was acting dumb
“hey ssss-ss-s-xy thang yooooou wan somthin ta drink”
“f-ck-off” (hitting noise)
“ooooow b-tch!”

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