hit & run troll

hit & run troll is an internet troll that posts short completely unrelated off-topic deflections (usually with an insulting ad hominem and/or personal attack) and after they post their deflections they never return to address any replies to their deflections.
person a: it’s a gorgeous day on mt. rainier, perfect temperature for hiking, not a cloud in the sky, and the sky is really blue and i can see farther than ever before.

person b: no it’s not doofas, what freaking planet are you on?

person a: you must be somewhere other than mt. rainier; where are you, what’s the weather like where you are?

person b: …….. (crickets)……………(more crickets)………………..(more crickets)…………

person a: no reply whatsoever? person b must be a hit & run troll.

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