hoarder’s dozen
a group or collection of many; a range from a dozen plus one to a dozen plus infinity: from the practice among h–rders and other pack rats of acc-mulating more items than is necessary, warranted, or even healthy. the paradox of simultaneously having too many and also not enough of a particular item or experience. often used as hyperbole.
1. i got a great deal on the h–rder’s dozen of shoes i bought on sale.
2. there are a h–rder’s dozen starbucks near my house.
3. she has a h–rder’s dozen facebook friends.
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