hobodouche
a douche who is growing a neckbeard to look cool.
jeff thinks his neckbeard makes him look suave, but he looks like a hobodouche.
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the act of gorging on apple cores, pizza crust, cat food and spam. then drink two bottles of mad dog 20/20 and or thunderbird. as soon as all items have been consumed, start eating your girlfriends v-g-n- until you vomit inside of her v-g-n-.
albert caught his girlfriend cheating and decided he would clean out her wh-r- p-ssy with a hobo douche.
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