hockey hoe
women who come to the rink dressed like they are straight out of the jersey sh-r- cast. they act like they are the hottest thing to walk on gods green earth but in reality they are far from it. their main goal is to attempt to attract pro hockey players but they end up attracting nothing but run down hosers instead. how to spot a hockey hoe: overly tanned skin, dark hair with blonde highlights, tons of makeup, short shorts and random player tee.
yo george did you see that hockey hoe who jumped in front of my car to get an autograph?
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