hockey jesus


alexander ovechkin the greatest goal scorer in hockey. he’d walk on water but it always turns to ice.
cory- hey did you see hockey jesus last night?

dave- 5 goals and 4 -ssists.

kiel- i wish the pens had 2 malkins and 3 crosbys so we could trade for hockey jesus.

cory- kiel why don’t you run a dodil up your -ss.

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