hodge

(v.) to hit someone or something with one’s d-ck; equally effective against a gal’s cheek or a national monument.

see also, d-ckslap
that birthday cake was sort of p-ssing me off, so i hodged the sh-t out of it. left several mushroom-shaped indentations.
v. to slap someone in the face with a p-n-s.
adj. crazy
1) i totally hodged her last nite.
2) that party was hodge.
doing the complete opposite of what your told
you can’t bring anybody to my party ok. ok. turns up with 15 friends. jesus christ you’ve done a hodges
a friend
your a good man hodge
another name for meth pipe.
aj: hey i just got some g rock, but no hodge. you got one?

gabby: only if you get me high.
to spill or break a bottle of beer.
to spill any alcoholic beverage.
“angus knocked over a whole beer, he’s such a hodge.”
“i got so hammered last night i hodged my beer.”
legend funny and the most s-xy man in wa
wow hodges sure is legendary and funny and s-xy

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