Hoffnuts
(adj.) batsh-t insane and likely drunk.
bill: “you ever watch two girls one cup?”
bob: “yeah that was gross… those b-tches are hoffnuts.”
something that sir david h-sselhoff finds amusing, exciting, or entertaining. it may also mean something he finds worthy of his t-st-cl-s.
“wow, girls. that dance routine was hoffnuts!”
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