hokey dokey
the term used to describe the actions of a white -ss family. hokey dokey is the only way you can truly describe the lives of people this white.
dad: “okay kids, hop into the swagger wagon so we can go on a road trip to disney world!”
kid: “yay! i love you dad!”
dad: “i love you too champ -noogies sons hair -uses the word noogie.”
mom: “make sure everyone has their epipen in their f-nny pack.”
dad: “everyone pet spike our black labrador on the head before we leave.”
kid: “can we listen to frozen in the car mommy?”
dad: “has anyone seen my sperry’s?”
mom: “our ipad says it’s going to rain today so everyone put on their yellow rainboots and jacket”
kid: “i have my coloring books and road trip scavenger hunt list”
dad: “i have the digital camera to record our ‘quest’ so we can watch it again when we get back”
grandma: “i made cookies for all of you to take on your trip”
outsider looking in: “that’s some hokey dokey white -ss family sh-t right there.”
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