hoking
the art of taking an absolutely ridiculously m-ssive toke from someone else’s joint after asking someone for a hit. done so the person hoking gets as much weed as possible.
dude #1: ‘hey man can i have a toke of your joint?’
dude #2: ‘sure man, here’
-dude #1 takes an unnecessarily m-ssive hit because he’s a theiving -sshole-
dude #2: ‘hey man stop hoking it you chucklef-ck, it’s not your weed’
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