hold my mule
southern expression: to refrain from beating some one’s -ss.
origin: has something to do with jesus and his mule.
son: mommy, my teacher called me a dummy.
mom: lawd! somebody hold my mule!
tom: i heard that you got fired.
dan: yeah, i had to hold my mule on them beeotches!
trina: girl! they repossessed my car!
keshia: hold my mule!!!
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