holy carp
someone goes to type “holy cr-p” but ends up typing “holy carp” instead, resulting in mental images of a carp who has been blessed by the lord almighty.
“my test results came back positive”
“holy carp!”
screwed up owner of mithica, not affiliated with excalibur or unixmad.
i see holycarp left mithica
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