Holy Cow
1) a cow that has some religious significance
2) an expression of amazement
1) i’m going to pray to the holy cow for rain.
2) holy cow, i have a large weiner.
a term which is often exclaimed by a party in disbelief. usually the person who uses such a phrase will originate from the midwest and may or may not be named dave.
“someone’s at the door, should i hide? she’s p-ssed, is it your wife?”
“holy cow! let me hide with you!”
a devine bovine
holy cow!
the common name of the great and powerful bovine lord in the sky, who will p-ss judgement upon the earth. or so says my cult.
oh great and mighty holy cow, please accept this sacrifice of a human heart
the product of crossbreeding between a holy shid and a tigur cow, having features of both but generally being larger than either.
in the year 2088, scientists believe that the new breed of geniuses, namely holycows, will forever rule the earth resulting in complete peace.
slang for a church organ due to its large and bellowous nature.
…and they all gathered around the holy cow and sang hymns.
a cow blessed by a high priest
i bless this cow…(as a priest dips him in holy water)
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