one who habitually stays home, or in places comfortable to them. a condition often accompanied by heavy marijuana use and a pale pallor. also described as someone with an unwillingness to show up for fun stuff.
drummer: oh man, we need dylan to dial in that guitar solo! did you call him?
pianist: yeah, but that home-w-nker won’t answer! you know he’s playin’ x-box or something.
when you promise something to someone, but it is really just a hollow promise. jeff “yeah sure mikey, we will keep the noise down” mikey “thanks boys. after all it is a family campsite” jeff, (after mikey leaves) “start laughing again boys, that was just a homise.”
also spelled h-m-9, h-m-nine is a portmanteau of “h-m-nym” and “t9,” a common cell phone typing interface. thus, its meaning is a word which is a h-m-nym of another when both are spelled in t9 mode. i tried to text “are you home?” to my girl, but instead of “home,” the t9 predictive text turned […]
a glory hole that book store does not have enough h-m-recepticles in it. i don’t go there no more
- honest bonest
to swear that you will do something, no matter what. if you break honest bonest, bad things will happen to you. person #1 – “hey, will you be at the party tonight?” person #2 – “yeah, totally…” person #1 – “honest bonest?” person #2 – “ehhh, no. maybe you should get someone else.
- Honeymoon Salve
any type of personal lubricant that aides s-xual slippin’ and slidin’. d-mn this girl is tight. i’m gonna need a bit of honeymoon salve.