one who habitually stays home, or in places comfortable to them. a condition often accompanied by heavy marijuana use and a pale pallor. also described as someone with an unwillingness to show up for fun stuff.
drummer: oh man, we need dylan to dial in that guitar solo! did you call him?

pianist: yeah, but that home-w-nker won’t answer! you know he’s playin’ x-box or something.

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