homeless joe


gross guy who has no home in the ward county area, especially minot, nd. he sleeps with any girl he can get even if he has a girlfriend, or 2. he has mad amounts of stds and everyone hates him.
smart guy 1: you lost your virginity to homeless joe?
smart guy 2: i’d get checked!
a person that wants to live in the 70s and plays rockin guitar, harmonica and mandolin. he isn’t a stoner cos he doesn’t pay for what he smokes and is really cool. comes from the original homeless joe who is so cool you’ve never heard of him.
wow, you’re such a homeless joe! i really wan’t to sleep with you, soooooooooo much!

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