homelier than a bag full of assholes
that feeling you’d get looking into a bag of bl–dy cut out -ssholes that is intensified by the smell of sh-t.
your so ugly that:
when you look at them you find it impossible to get aroused in the least.
people who have been told all their life they are disgusting pigs look upon you and are grateful.
your mom avoids family holidays so as not to have to hug you.
you have a stamp on you drivers license that says “no photo available”
that woman is homelier than a bag full of -ssholes!!
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