Homeownershit
noun-1. the state of possessing a domicile that is in need of constant, annoying repairs. 2. the activites necessary to keep your domicile in good repair
1. homeownersh-t sucks; i wish i still lived with mom.
2. i’ve been so busy with all my homeownersh-t that i haven’t had any time to trim my toe nails.
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