Lmaosaur
a rare dinosaur from the jur-ssic period approximately 74680000000 years ago.
some scientists believe the lmaosaur survived on lolberries from the forest of rofltopia. bones of the great -rs- shaped beast were uncovered in 1897 by sven bjorlol. upon finding the bones of this strange and loltacular specimen, sven had a colossal fit of laughter which resonated from his b-ttocks. when he had been loling for over 3 days, his -n-s and surrounding b-ttcheeks fell from the rest of his body and he died from roflmaogitis. when his friend friedrick von apelike-rofl found his body he yelled “lmao!”
thus, the newly discovered dinosaur came to be known as the lmaosaur.
the lmaosaur was feared by other dinosaurs for its spectacular lmao-attack which left its enemies -rs-less.
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