possibly the greatest man who ever lived.
“woohoo!four day weekend!”
everyone’s favorite over-weight, yellow-bellied bald-guy. wears a short-sleeved shirt when wearing a tie. isn’t that weird?
“oh, look at me! i’m making people happy! i’m the magical man – from happyland! in a gum-drop house on lollypop lane! … oh, by the way, i was being sarcastic.”
weight: 239 (used to be 260 before he lost weight for marge in “a brush with greatness.”)
three favorite things: marge, beer, and donuts.
“homer simpson is the fat, selfish epitome of america.” -kang and kodos
world’s greatest american stereotype!
probably the greatest character ever to grace the television screen. incredibly dumb, yet insanely lovable. full of cl-ssic quotes, stupid stunts, and an unending appet-te. i love this man.
hey, let’s get stoned and watch homer talk to johnny cash at the chili cookoff.
when one is lucky by bafoonery
i pulled a homer simpson
1. a cartoon character in “the simpsons” that eats too much, drinks too much beer, and all in all is a complete moron, just funnier than the average moron.
2. when a person succeeds when he/she does not know what they are doing. at all.
3. pure, crazy, insane luck.
“that four year old’s driving!”
“but he just won the daytona 500!”
“looks like he pulled a homer simpson”
- Italian Tramp Stamp
when a man has a tattoo in the front between his belly b-tton and p-n-s bob’s italian tramp stamp read “would you like to ride my chariot?”
- mon the..
a phrase which means come on..(insert name of scottish band here.) ‘mon the.. biffy!’ ‘mon the.. fratellis!’
a thing, item or peice of clothing that iconifies a metros-xual. for example the p300 samsung mobile phone, tank tops or flowery shirts could be called metronic a guy who ladies tell he looks good in tight jeans. usually forces the guy to continue to wear the very tight and uncomforatble clothing to appeal to […]
- Met the Rev
the act of doing so many drugs at once that a person will overdose and die, but come back to life in the emergency room, while they were dead they met the former drummer of avenged sevenfold james sullivan. hey joe how was your weekend? dude! it was crazy; i totally met the rev. highfive!
noun; mother f-cker who is in charge. an acronym; originated in the 60’s. denotes a person who has s-x with mothers and is always in control of the situation. jim: yo tommy, this guy is cool. tommy: no jim, this guy isn’t just cool, he be the mifwiik.