the describing of someone who lives in a shoe and eats pickled eggs out of there handbag and plays a trumpet on rare occasions.
john: have you heard of that guy who lives in a shoe and and eats pickled eggs?
sam: oh yeah he must be a h-m-gignock!
- Hook up with
to take in marriage… that’s a very connected couple…the fact that the guy looks so happy with her makes me think he would hook up with her..
complimenting the boss’ truck in front of co-workers during the meeting mike began h-m-vehiculating over the new dodge
- Homus Failus
the teacher in who’s cl-ss you will fail. regardless. if you get back a test, and everyone got an f, even the straight a student, chanses are you are in the cl-ss of a homus failus
- Honeybee Family
a black-asian family, specifically if the parents are black/ interracial and have asian adopted children. as soon as a black/ interracial family decides to adopt a baby from asia, they are considered a honeybee family.
- Honeymoon hair
the way your hair looks for the day or two after it gets cut (ie. exactly like the magazine picture you based it on.) before it goes back to being as uncontrollable as ever. girl 1: your hair looks great! girl 2: thanks! honeymoon hair! guy 1: dude, what happened to your hair?! guy 2: […]