homosectional


when two people of the same band section date each other, generally a practice that is not recommended
oh have you seen april and sam? they’re so openly h-m-sectional
a sectional counch owned by h-m-s-xuals.
bob and larry went shopping yesterday for the perfect patterned h-m-sectional.
1. an area where people are/a group of people that you would usually call “gay” which itself makes just as little sense as this word.

2. people that are annoying because they hang out at a certain spot or section.
ben: whats up with them kids that hang outside the mall?

pete: them over there? they is h-m-sectional.
a term used by band geeks to describe somebody who dates people only in their section. it’s highly frowned upon, especially since sections are family. and things can get awkward when you break up and have to deal with them still.
matt: did you hear that ashley, the french horn player, is dating tyler?
preston: aren’t they in the same section?
matt: yeah they are. what h-m-sectionals.

jim: i’m heterosectional, what about you?
jake: nah, man, i’m h-m-sectional. the girls in my section are hot.
an apartment sized couch that has all of the appeal of a regular sofa sectional while not lowering oneself to ikea quality; a h-m-sectional is to a sofasectional what a h2 is to a hummer
i had the leather sofasectional delivered but it only fit if i openned the patio door to my balcony, so i had to return it and get a h-m-sectional
the types of cheap couches and living-room furniture that gay guys decorate with that are inconsistent with the stereotypical perception that gays are great decorators.
i thought that when we went to jim and kevin’s new place we would see fabulous stuff. but their joint was crammed with h-m-sectionals.
1. an area where people are/a group of people that you would usually call “gay” which itself makes just as little sense as this word.

2. people that are annoying because they hang out at a certain spot or section.

ben: whats up with them kids that hang outside the mall?

pete: them over there? they is h-m-sectional.

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