Honduran alarm clock
is when you find your partner sleeping with his/her mouth open, so then you can take a sh-t in his/her mouth and then stick your p-n-s in it and say good morning hun.
sharon fell asleep during s-x so i gave her a honduran alarm clock to start off her morning
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