a slice of bread or tortilla, whatever can be found that is a product of wheat, spaghetti sauce, and a slice of american or shredded cheddar cheese.
martha: oh yeah we went to friendly’s for lunch, it was great, i got the honey bbq chicken melt.
jimmy: yeah? well i was broke as sh-t, so i stayed home and had some hood pizza
- Squirrel rub
when a man’s p-n-s is so overcome by his own hair that in order to jack off, he has to push away the tail just to rub the head after many years of marriage, the old man had gotten quite used to squirrel rubs and ended up throwing away his clippers.
mother i’d like to kiss and would consider f-cking later. no, matthew. she’s just a m.i.l.k.a.w.c.f.l
the amazing creature that is a cross breed between a pirate, an octopus, and an elephant. dean: omg! is that an octophirate? sam: no! it’s a pelepus! the amazing creature that is a cross breed between a pirate, an octopus, and an elephant. dean: omg! is that an octophirate? sam: no! it’s a pelepus!
- Lambs Livers
canadian author, who at the age of 26 murdered his biological father ( steven livers ) for stealing a book idea. lambs livers subsequently sold the story for a lump sum of cash. lambs livers is now serving out a 15 year prison term for 2nd degree murder in kingston, ontario.
1) the thing that comes from underneath osmund saddler’s robe in resident evil 4, and impales luis sera, or any other spaniard. 2) any arm like appendage that appears to have p-n-s like characterisitics. 3) any p-n-s like appendage that appears to have arm like characteristics. 1)oh my god!!! that guy got impaled by a […]