hoodie party


the first m-ssive gathering of college freshmen after about half a semester at college. sometimes occurs on columbus day weekend, more often thanksgiving weekend. named because everyone attending is wearing a hoodie representing their respective college/university.

pastimes include embelishing college experiences, reminesing about high school days, and hooking up with old high school crushes.
my favorite hoodie party game is “which chick gained the most weight?”
a party consisting of college freshmen that only wear hoodies to represent thier college. these parties take place early-october. late-november
college freshman 1: dude let’s go to that hoodie party on sat-rday!

college freshman 2: oh yeah dude -b-n-rd-

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