Hooker Nook


a small enclave in which prost-tutes or streetwalkers shield themselves from the elements while at their place of work.

normally found in dark alleys throughout countries of colder climates- namely northern usa, canada and english-speaking northern europe
“it’s freezing, this blizzard is terrifying”
“shield yourself in a hooker nook!”

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