Hookers in Johns


the acclaimed p-rnographic film by rookie film maker bert b-rellie starring ladies of the night in atlantic city. plot points include hookers p–ping and urinating onto a camera in a porta-potty to old men having s-x with hookers in porta-potties, as well as a gang bang scene in the bathroom of the tropicana where there are hookers p–ping and urinating while other hookers are having intercourse with old married men. spoiler: the film ends with a man hugging a toilet in tropicana after the atlantic city police caught him doing cocaine off the seat. it is believed this is an ending setting up the sequel about male hookers in johns, but details are uncertain.

hookers in johns is purely fictional, it is not a doc-mentary.
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