Hooker’s Polish


the slobbery, wet, shiny finish left on one’s man meat after receiving a bl-w j-b from a prost-tute. most common in cases of a hot gummy. toothless meth wh-r-s are best known for a good polishing that leaves a heavy, shiny sheen.
roger picked up a local meth wh-r- prost-tute on the way home from work. after receiving a hearty $10 bl-w j-b, he sat in his car satisfied and admired the hooker’s polish.

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