Hookstitute


an inst-tute of higher learning for prost-tutes or hookers, or wh-r-s. the word is combined of the word “hooker” and “prost-tute” to create hookst-tute.

it’s also a very good and genuine thing to graduate from the hookst-tute with the t-tle of “summa c-m laude” or “magna c-m laude.”

this inst-tution provides an a+ education for those who want to become prost-tutes in the future, hookers or a wh-r-. you get your first corner after you graduate or your first city walk. i recommend the hookst-tute to any people that have ambitions to pursue a career in prost-tution or hookering.

-this is a girls only inst-tution, see pimpst-tute for those who wish to become a+ pimps-
clevebeat: nina, are you excited for the hookst-tute?
nina: you have no idea, i can’t wait to go. i finally found out what i truly want to be in life.
clevebeat: it’s a true experience, it was very..inspiring. it’s awesome!

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