Hooters

what you have to look at when a girl is talking to you
hooters hooters yum yum yum,
hooters hooters on a girl that’s dumb.

hooters
hooters – b–bs and also a restaurant chain.
hooters – because steak tastes better with a hardon.
main eating establishment for men whose girlfriends have small br–sts.
“hooters makes me happy! wish my d-mn wife had some t-ts.”
owls
rather than give a real definiton, i’ve decided to go thesaurus on your -sses:

bosoms, br–sts, bloomings, crease creatures, deltoid drawers, fatsacks, baby fodder, bust, mamories (or mammilla), t-ts, teats, udders, monkey lumps, scapula scones, milkmeat, globes, t-ts, infant eateries, the latter lickable ladyparts, tatas, dodongoes, pearls, thoraxes, clavicle clumps, objects-of-my-desire, suckling stops, endowment, lactators, east and west cleavage, cones, torpedoes, eye magnets, chest bulges, flesh convexities, the weasels of the chest, where boys fear to tread, porcelain hills (the former adjective exchangeable with “ebony” or “golden”), whack-material, what good dreams are made of, the -ss-of-the-chest, mounds, grapefruit (or oranges, melons, and, in rare (and creepy) cases, grapes. the elderly are pr-ne to “prunes”), effeminite m-sses, knockers, kitty subst-tutes, not-so-gr-ssy knolls, jigglies, hillocks, gibbosities, conjoined humpbacks, stacks, bouncers, or breasticles.
man, i’d really like to dip my wick between that girl’s hooters.
melons, juggs, balloons, implants, honkers, xl br–sts
o sweet mama! she got hooters. can u say sucky sucky baby.
a woman’s br–sts(jocular)
her hooters were almost perfectly sized.

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