Hooty Heffer


“greasy twinkies”

aka: fugly replacements that are so ugly and greasy
you can scr-pe pounds of

crisco off them
when u see your replacement

“wow …..that b-tch”

new horror movie
“the greasy twinkie returns”

“making cookies has never

been so easy”

when u see your replacement

just call her a “hooty heffer”

because she wont understand
and you can just laugh and laugh while she tries to figure it out.

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