Hoovers the Rooster


hoovers the rooster = sucks the c-ck.
boy: dude, hunter totally sucks the c-ck.

mrs. teacher: what did you just say?!

boy: i said, “hunter hoovers the rooster.”

mrs. teacher: oh, um, sure.

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