HOPA

variant spelling of hpoa, an acronym for hot piece of -ss. made popular by a girl with a white dry erase board.

origin dates back to mid 2010. a prank on the internet.
phone conversation..
b-st-rd: yeah that’s jenny my -ssistant. a real hopa! -wink wink-
voice: uh.. i think you mean hpoa -sshole.
b-st-rd: yeah that’s what i said, d-ckhead!
voice: -click-
broken acronym for “hot piece of -ss”, coined as part of a forced effort to create a viral web meme. attentive readers not suffering from dyslexia will notice that this actually is an acronym for “hot of piece -ss”.

that’s just sloppy.
andy: “hey, did you see that chick with the dry erase board on the internet? what a hopa!”

bob: “seriously? you’re actually using someone else’s made up and poorly thought out acronym for this? as if there aren’t enough ways to refer to an attractive woman already? for g-d’s sake go to definithing and get out of my sight.
celebration, city style. similar to the greek term “opa” but with halo on top.
celebrate twilight walk….hopa!
when someone does something socially awkward and sl-tty.

origins: from the french “faux pas.”
person one: “i heard sarah got drunk and hooked up with her sister’s boyfriend!”
person two: “ooh, ho pas!”
stands for hot piece of -ss in middle-age douchebag slang. guys in their middle ages, born in the 60s and 70s, who think they are hip and cool because they have money and a bmw and actually think people care, usually use this acronym because they are r-t-rded and mess up the original, hpoa.

“hopa” can be heard often in office buildings of brokers, bankers, insurance salesmen, and other douchebag professions where middle managers, who have risen based on kissing -ss, often try to be cool in front of their male colleagues. hopa is also often heard at douchebag self help seminars in random suburban hotel conference rooms where these middle aged douchebags swarm…with certain topics like “how to own a ferrari in 5 steps.” “10 steps to ultimate financial success.” “how to install a supersized pool and other sh-t you dont need in your mcmansion”
douche at work: yeah man, i totally think that hopa wants my b-lls.

normal dude: you mean hpoa? aren’t you like 40 dude and have kids and a wife?
a hot piece of -ss. an attractive person.
that jenny sure is a hopa.
hot piece of -ss
the girl quit her job after she heard her boss call her a “hopa”.

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