too frat to care
bro: “my gf finally caught me cheating and dumped me, but i dont give a f—”

bro 2: “you’re tftc, plenty of slampeices in the university.”
‘thanks for the cache’. term frequently used in online logs of individuals reporting the successful location of a geocache.
found the cache located under a bridge next to a peaceful bend in the river. tftc.
too fat to climb

in road cycling parlance this indicates that the rider is too heavy to properly ascend hills and mountains.
after being off the bike through winter, d-ck is tftc
too fly to care.
“man, look at that girl jeannie, she is tftc.”

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