something that is so f-cking horrible, words cannot describe it.
all hollywood remakes are just plain horbif-ckus
said upon the siting of an attractive female. a discreet way of pointin out attractive women especially when in the prescence of those you would rather not have understand. stems from the sound made by jumpin in quake 2. “oh man check that chick out, she’s hot!” “hurght!” hurght is when you hurtin and she […]
when you drive with your hydraulics on. marcos and stephanie were asking waiters to photograph them when they noticed a pimped out car hydraulicizing by sonics.
roses are red. sugar is sweet. it’s not a disease–you’re fat ’cause you eat. my doctor asked if obsesity ran in my family, but i explained to him it was more of a hustled waddle if anything.
- Paragon Prep
crazy prep school that prepares the paragon knights for high school, where kids actually like to learn and get extra credit for insulting teachers in shakespearean, and get free slurpees, paint the latin room, clone things, sell stuff, write on windows and make things explode. and rename everything with the prefix para the best school […]
- parry the platypus
a cute, cuddly and possibly furry platypus that is an undercover spy while being some kids pet on the side! cool, right? ☺ but parry gets better …… he can speak human! …… parry the platypuseseseses are an endangered species – if you see one, call 1-800-parry-platypus … for a picture, go to google images, […]