hornography
horror p-rnography. typically soft-p-rn dealing with possessed women or demonic temptresses.
i can’t believe that woman just did it with that demon. this hornography is awesome!!!
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when you take pictures of yourself sticking your c-ck in a horn.
perv 1- hey man why so sad.
perv 2- i couldn’t find anyone to have s-x with me so i jammed my d-ck into a trumpet.
perv 1- that’s the gayest thing i’ve ever heard.
perv-2 i filmed it and put it on the internets. it has 50,000 views.
perv 1- actually that’s the gayest thing i’ve ever heard. i can’t beliieve you made hornography. popular hornography.
perv 2- you’re just jealous.
perv 1- :'(
perv 2- : p
hunters whom choose to partake in high fence hunting for the sole purpose of killing big bucks with big antlers despite the fairness of the pen.
joe shot a nice buck, but i heard he was into hornography and suspect it was a canned hunt.
the americanese art of jerking off.
since the age of twelve, i have been a master of hornography.
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