horseback riding

one of the most intense sports known to man. not only because it’s physically challenging, but it takes more than athleticism. horseback riding takes commitment, time, patience, and most importantly building a bond with your horse. if you don’t have a good relationship with your horse, you’re not going to have a good experience. you need to spend as much time with your horse as you can, riding and on the ground. you need to learn how to work with your horse, not against your horse. it’s a team sport, a team of two.

when everything is put together, and you reach a level of success, being on top of your horse is one of the most freeing feelings in the world. if you want to fly without the help of a man made machine, this is the only way you’ll soar.
me: “i can’t go to the movies, i’m going horseback riding.”
friend: “weren’t you just there yesterday? why do you have to go today?”
me: “yeah, i was there yesterday. i’ve gotta go spend time with my horse and ride.”
friend: “but that’s so stupid.”
me: “actually, quite the opposite. it’s commitment and p-ssion all rolled into one!”
a very intense sport which requires the use of every single muscle in you body to saty on when your horse decides he is finished. it also requires you to get up really early every sat-rday during summer the only time you have free because of school. it requires you to be out at the barn at any time 24/7 in the case that your horse decides to hurt himself and cost you hundreds of dollars or when you have to get ready for shows at 2 or 3 in the morning. considered the hardest sport,excluding bullriding and broncos, because you are not controlling an inanimate object but one that has a mind of its own. it also requires immense amounts of time.
but in the end its all worth it.
what did you do this weekend?
nothing i was at a horse show.or i was horseback riding.

hey you wanna do something tonight?
can’t have to go tend to my horse so i can get up at 2 am to go to a horse show.

how was your day?
great my horse just cost me a b-ttload of money for his vet bill.
a very intense sport which requires the use of every single muscle in you body to stay on when your horse decides he is finished. it also requires you to get up really early sat-rday morning, so it doesnt get too hot. it requires you to be out at the barn at any time 24/7 in the case that your horse decides to hurt himself and cost you hundreds of dollars. considered the hardest sport, but in the end, its worth it.
person 1: horseback riding is gay&easy.
person 2: ride a horse for an hour or so around dinner time, then come tell me its easy.

person 1: my -ss hurts like crazy!
person 2: why? all you did was ride yesterday.
person 1: what the h-ll.
the best sport of all time. you just sit on the horse’s back while it jumps over some fences or flips out. as for you jack-sses who say horses are gay or w/e bullsh-t you people say about our equine companions, you should all fall in a holee and then die and then get eaten by some h-m-.
melanie:wow i just had the most relaxing and fun ride on my horsee!
some tw-t:horseback riding blows -ss. what a waste of time.
–thud…..gunshot……chewing noises–
mel:ha you just fell in a hole, died, and got eaten by a h-m-! you deserved it you waste of s-m-n!–spits on dead tw-t–